you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?
i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it
is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out
please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase
alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry
I have so many light blue happy snowflake alpacasso, it’s pretty ridiculous.
How you can get one -
- Reblog this
- Follow me
- Keep ask open
I’m 11 more to 200 followers. All my followers will be listed @ Random.org’s generator, where I’ll pick 5 lucky lucky people and check to see if they reblogged. If you follow, reblog this, and get picked, then woot <3
When will the winner be picked?
Thursday, Jan 31st. Because I have a more than usual free time on Thursdays to address/ship/contact people. I recommend people check/open their ask box that day just to see.
What are the prizes, exactly?
First prize is a 12cm Sweet Kids Vanilla-kun. 2nd~5th place are Light Blue Happy Snowflakes.
Why do I have to follow you?
It is a lot easier to enter names in Random.org’s generator, imoh. And I promise you can unfollow me if I’m really that boring ;3
If I win, when will I get my prize?
Around Feb 10th.
Yeah, if yer under 17 years of age and you win, to ask your parents if it’s okay to give your address out to a stranger on the internet.
(also. i really like teenwolf and im no genius with the camera. also i know english)